Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Thick peopleshould not be allowed to breed. Nor should people who live life primarily online.
And benefits should be given in goods, not cash.
I earn 32k a year, and after I've paid the mortgage and bills etc I can't afford Sky. Why the fuck should some dole cunt who can't be arsed to work (there are always jobs available) have satellite tv?
I'd get rid of Jobseekers (ha!) Allowance and make the cunts get a license before breeding; if they can't afford a kid they can't have one; I end up paying for the pikey little shits.
Oh, and they're shit parents too, hence all the crime and petty thuggery about at the moment (and yes, I'm aware of the irony in me calling other people criminal, although as I'm white and middle class the filth do like throwing the book at me).
Cunts.
(sorry, that was a bit of a rant)
(and involved many unfair generalisations)
(I'm so hungover and grouchy this morning)
(Gah)
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 21 Aug 2007, 9:33,
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