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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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To those who don't want to be parents...
... as they feel the world is not a fit place to bring kids into - please reconsider. It is clear from reading many of the accounts on here that you would be miles better parents than the dole-scrounging chav scum who have no qualms about bringing another little shit into the world just so they can claim more benefit to pay for a TV that's a couple inches bigger than the previous one (which still works perfectly well).

If those of us who have an idea of how to be good parents refuse to be parents, then quite quickly the world will be filled by the offspring of those people we despise. So for the sake of the kids, have kids!

(btw, I think you should have to apply for a license to be a parent, requiring you to demonstrate an ability to look after and raise your children properly - 90% of the world's problems stem from bad parenting)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 11:44, Reply)

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