Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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BolloxSister (5yrs old at the time) threatened my dad with the fact that "if he continued winding her up she was going to cut his bollox off". It was at our large family Xmas dinner. "Ahem pass the salt please"!
She had picked up the threat as my mum used it playfully when my dad was being a bit of an arse!
Length? Not likely to tickle a sarlaccs tonsils!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 12:01, Reply)
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