Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Genghis KahnMy view on people having kids probably puts me slightly to the right of Genghis Kahn.
I think that everyone, male and female, should have contraception devices inserted under their skin at puberty. Removal of these devices without permission is punishable by 10 years in the slammer.
Then, when you want kids, you can apply to have them removed but must prove the following.
1) That you have attended, and passed, a course on good parenting
2) That both parents are in full time work and can financially support the kids they want to have.
3) You pass a medical proving that you're not dependent on drink or drugs.
4) You have never been convicted of various crimes such as paedophilia, violence or other crimes to be specified.
5) You're not ginger
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 12:08,
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