Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Calebis, I will admit, not an offensive name at all. It's just when you name all three sons after inbred characters from "Cold Comfort Farm" (or similar), and then have a scary lack of imagination when it comes to your daughters, that it gets too much...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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