Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My mumShe found me smoking when i was 10. I said it was my dad's fault for leaving us a few months before and i needed to smoke to cope. She said ok i can understand that and started buying ciggies for me. I was on about 15 a day by the time i was 11. When i was 12 she brought me some sex toys to keep me happy till i got a b/f. I remember asking her what the big babie's dummy was for, you cannot believe the shock i had with my mum showing me, glad she did WOW !!!! I still use sex toys but have gived up smoking at last, only took 15 years.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:32, Reply)
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