Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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wwoooohtheres a lot of shit gone down over the globe to b3tards.
sometimes i am ashamed to be a man. whatever i may laugh at in the name of comedy i shall never give such abuse to another human or even animal. (plants are fair game at the moment, but not tree's)
Just promise ourselves that we will never descend to some of these levels of depraved parenthood. I know we can all achieve this.
Make the world a better safer place, spread the word. Better living through b3ta.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:29,
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