Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Big girl's blouseYou lucky git! I only seem to find misplaced Polo mints in my desk drawer.
I do know what caveat means though. And it's nothing to do with Polo mints, unless they're covered in drawer-fluff, then one might be required before munching.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 14:59,
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