Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I actuallydied during a beating twice. It was justified, as I had given my dad a quarter of an inch too much coffee for his breakfast.
They resurrected me using advanced technology from the year 8765.
Oh yeah, then to really top things off he grounded me for time travelling back to the age of the dinosaurs.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:06,
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