Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I'm sorry everybody...I'm back now...had t' durh some graft 't m' job.
Did I miss anything?
Ah - I see not.
Still not properly back on topic yet
I like the handbag though - goes nicely with my miniskirt and fishnets.
Ah well, I'll go home now and hope that these eclectic paradigms refrain from prevaricating my jejunum.
(I also know some examples of bad parenting you know...)
Boom shanka
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