Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Terrible (Grand)ParentingAbout 5.15 this evening while driving home from work along the Glasgow Road, which is one of the busiest main routes to the m8/m9 in Stirling I was quite happily thinking not long to go now when out of the corner of my right eye I saw a small child and by small i mean toddler size this poor little thing must've been about two FFS SHE WAS RUNNING ACROSS THE ROAD TOWARDS HER FUCKING FATHER/GRANDAD/SOME OLD PAEDO WITH NO SIGN OF ANY PARENTAL SUPERVISION ON HER SIDE OF THE ROAD LUCKILY THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME AND MYSELF WERE VIGILANT AND NOT TANKING IT UP THE ROAD AS PEOPLE USUALLY DO THERE AND WE MANAGED TO STOP THANKFUCK THE POOR WEE CNT WOULDVE BEEN MINCEMEAT. Her "grandad/fuckwit relative" then picked her up cuddled her and had the fucking cheek to GLARE AT ME cos i had the audacity to peep & shout "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" - IF IT WASNT FOR ME YOU OLD CNUT THAT SMALL CHILD WOULD BE DEID - SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BREED. EVER.
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