Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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"You wouldn't dare ..."Apparently my mum had told my brother to take the rubbish out or she'd leave him out for the bin men as well... he uttered the immortal phrase "You wouldn't dare" and quick as a flash he's been sellotaped into in a bin bag up to his shoulders and left wriggling around in the front garden like a caterpillar !!!
He must have been about 8 and even now I cry laughing when I remember. I've been dunked fully clothed in a bath several times before I caught on !!!
Bless them !
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 21:42, Reply)
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