What's a minor major car crash?
A moderate car crash, maybe?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:13, 2 replies)

No
It's where the people in the car who dropped acid get a little bump, but the family in the car coming the other way which they hit gets vapourised.
(Rsoles, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:47, closed)

this
your mate is a twat, and I can't believe you let him drive.
(jennymnemonic, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:10, closed)

I can't drive, we had to be there, and he was quite insistent.
But yes. Teenagers in acting like complete fucking morons shocker.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:26, closed)

Teenagers in acting like complete fucking morons shocker die
Seriously that level of fuckwittedness should only be contemplated in catholic countries like Italy or Spain where there have an abundance of spare kids.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:52, closed)

Yes, but I've never been a fan of using one word when there's an opportunity to use a hundred.
That's why I'm a QOTW reglier.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:27, closed)

I have the opposite problem.

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:34, closed)

Brevity is the soul of wit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:35, closed)

Consider what moderation is required to express oneself so briefly.
You can stretch every glance out into a poem, every sigh into a novel. But to express a novel in a single gesture, joy in a breath - such concentration can only be present in proportion to the absence of self-pity.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:43, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:05, closed)