The Whitby Dracula death experience of doom.....
I hate ghost trains. Absolutly fucking hate them, they scare me shitless. I ALSO HATE waxworksand ghost trains usually contain both. I know this is silly, usually they are a dark tunnel with flashing lights and a big plastic spider on a string.

However, I was once forced to go on the ghost train of death. I had gone to Whitby with my mum, sister and elderly Grandma. Some of you might know that in 'Dracula', the ship crashes at Whitby bay and Dracula walks up the hundred steps to the church. Whitbyhad capitilised on this by creating the 'Dracular experience'.

Ilove the book Dracular, but never, in a million years will I go on a walk through waxwork ghost train. Mum brought two tickets, one for her and sis. Sister chickened out, I couldnt let old granny go on so i was forced (through guilt and you love the book...)

I asked to walk in the middle, small child in front of me for protection, OAPbehind. Darkness,lightning, waxworks, vampires, shit my pants.... things jumping out, screaming...im still shitting my pants. My heart felt like it was jumping out of my chest... then a hideous creature jumped out from behind a grave. I screamed, the black figure grabbed me.

I did all i could do to save myself, I shouted 'Fuck off' in its face, made a child cry and threatened to punch it in its evil face. I ran, ran and left my mum in the dark. I had actually weed myself a little, because someone in black touched my shoulder.
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:05, 3 replies)

*Dracula

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:13, closed)

I initially thought it was wordplay.
As in, 'I'm feeling quite Dracular'.

Then I read that tickets had been 'brought'.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:48, closed)

See a movie called "Funny Bones"
It's not scary in any way, except you will identify with someone in one of the scenes...
( jagwap, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:38, closed)