Fucking
wonderful stuff old boy.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:50, 1 reply)

Aww, you are kind...

Update: I also hadn't told Captain Placid that I was going to post about this either, and he's picking me up for (liquid) lunch in 5 minutes!

*gulps*

Somehow I think I'll be paying for the beers...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, closed)

Ha ha...
...you are so gonna get it from CP...
(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:59, closed)

Hard and fast that's how Pooflake likes it.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:40, closed)

How did you know?...

Ah...now I remember our romantic afternoon in that B&B in Bromsgrove.

Do I still owe you your 48p fee for semi-violent, overtly gratuitous sexual favours?

If so, Please put it on my tab*. Best money I ever spent I reckon....


*When I say 'tab' I mean 'Winkie' :)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:01, closed)

Dirty






































Bitch.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, closed)

fuck cp todj is gona get payback that fucking phone hurt
(todj, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:22, closed)

Sorry, mate.

Hang on...?

I was making that bit up! You didn't have to re-enact the scenario, Todj! Euw!

BTW - If anything is stuck up there I have Richard Gere's phone number on speed-dial - perhaps he could lend you his hamster?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:30, closed)

'absolutely hilarious'

(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:34, closed)