^^What Sexbiscuit said^^...
However...

My Dad was a scuba-ist, and one day he had an accident that resulted in the somewhat unwelcome appearance of a metric fuckload of water in his lungs. - i.e drowning a bit.

When he told me about it (and his subsequent ressucitation) later, I launched into: 'Fuck-a-doodle do!, you must've been petrified'

'On the contrary', he replied - 'I now know it's one of the BEST ways to die...Your body just sort of gives up pretty quickly, you don't fight it and all you have to do is breathe the water in'

As you can no doubt tell, my Dad is slighty less of a cowardly fuck-knuckle than I am
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:00, 1 reply)

It's not often that someone can tell you what drowning was like.
I still don't want to try it, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:29, closed)

^ This.
Bloody hell...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, closed)