Jizzing blood led to an old man fondling my balls.
He was my doctor, and neither of us enjoyed the experience.
When I went for the snip, the doctor toying with my junk looked positively fed up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:15, 1 reply)

And...

I had a doctor examine my balls the other day. There he was, fumbling around with his face just a few inches from my tackle.

Strangely though, it only really got wierd when I started running my fingers through his hair...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:46, closed)

See, I stick to the NHS,
as there's no expectation of a tip.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:51, closed)

I'm not convinced that sticking his finger up my rectum and asking me to cough was really necessary for my testicular examination.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:35, closed)