Not funny....
One for each boy:
1) Racing to the hospital at 3 am while my wife was desperately trying to keep my 2 yo son conscious.
Fucking Asthma.

2) When my firstborn decided to have a febrile convulsion at 6 months. We honestly thought he was dying. By the time the paramedics arrived (a brilliant 5 minutes later) he was fine again. They had more of a job calming us down.

Kids, eh?
( bierbelly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:16, 2 replies)

fuck that.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:23, closed)

febrile convulsions scare the shit out of you...
my youngest has them, if she gets overtired/hot and/or falls over/bumps head.
The first time we absolutely shat ourselves, convinced she was dying, fortunately our neighbour was round and had seen them before, 10 seconds in the recovery position later and she was OK again.
Still shits other people up when they see it happen,too,even though we're kind of used to it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:46, closed)