I was Terrified
This is my first post and I have Captain Placid and Pooflake as my friends so I think I’m pretty brave for writing anything at all to be honest- be gentle with me...

The most terrifying thing happened to me about 20 years ago when living the life of a surf dudette - in fact actually generally bumming around, not doing a lot.

I was living in France and working for various holiday companies, teaching surfing, what a great life, at the start and end of the season we had to set up campsites and take them down again- Montage and Demontage… a great life working in the sun all day drinking beer, partying all night, more beer, Pol Remy (50p a bottle sparkling wine) and the occasional recreational MASSIVE drugs...

At the end of this particular year I was the area manager; god knows how I got that job. Any hoo it was the demontage of our last campsite all the teams had got together for a grand finale clean up but most importantly ‘End of season Party’

I had despatched some of the lads in the van to get alcohol for the pending party whilst I was working with a Scottish girl ‘Nikki’ who was well known for being a raging alcoholic, she would be pissed no matter what time of day or night but she worked hard... it was 90 degrees and we were working inside tents, otherwise known as saunas! the only answer was to drink ice cold kronenbourg to replace what we were sweating out.. It was at this point it happened. We were both on our hands and knees un pegging the bedroom areas of the tent when we saw it.

As we lifted the canvas there it was half poking out from underneath a big black slithering snake with shining eyes looking right up at us, I don’t know who was more scared us or it….

Nikki screamed which made me scream, which in turn caused us to scream some more, our hearts almost burst out of our bodies at the though of being attacked by the ‘Snake’ we grabbed hold of each other and screamed some more whilst falling over each other trying to make our escape, I was so terrified that I actually wet myself in my haste to escape.

As we fell through the tent door the lads in the van arrived back, seeing the look of terror on our faces they obviously came hurrying to our rescue, barely able to speak we told them what had occurred, Paul a big burly rugby playing lad offered to go and take a look…..

…..imagine how terrified we were when he came out of the tent holding our snake, which was in fact a girl’s head band with sparkly bits on…..

Terrified yes more than once that day, I had to host the end of season party knowing everyone knew I had wet myself over a terrifying ‘Head band’
(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, 8 replies)

Congrats on finally delurking!...

Nice *pop* btw, have a clicky.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:27, closed)

Thankyou Poofers!

(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:15, closed)

Have a Woo and Yay.
With a dash of hoopla.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:37, closed)

Well done for popping your B3ta cherry!
I hope to pluck up the guts to do the same thign one day. Good story too. Clicky
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:50, closed)

*Clicks post*...

*Goes to shops*

*Buys loads of sparkly black girls headbands* (cos I TOTALLY don't currently own some)

*Places at precarious places in pub*

*Waits for Nikg33 to arrive*

Hilarity ensues!
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:59, closed)

well popped
welcome :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:07, closed)

reminded me of an occurrence to post.
And it was funny enough to deserve a click since...


... it made me moist too.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:11, closed)

I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:26, closed)