And that's the thanks I gotOn getting screwed over by people for whom you were doing a favour:
I spent several weeks helping my best friend - a complete layabout - with his A-Level computer science project so he wouldn't fail his course. In the end, he did so little work I actually ended up doing the whole thing for him in a half-term week I should really have spent revising for my own exams.
I got back to college to find that while I was hunched over a red-hot BBC Micro, he had spent the week screwing my girlfriend.
Then he didn't bother sitting the exam because "I'm going to fail anyway".
And that's the thanks I got. How have you been screwed over whilst doing someone a favour?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:20)
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ChavalampA Friend of mine is dating a lovely girl.
This lovely girl has a friend, which is deemed in this post, " Chavalamp"
Why? She's a Chav. fitting in lava lamp was just an amusing tidbit.
So we all hang out a few times and it's alright. Chavalamp is fucking beautiful, so when I hear she had an interest I thought "Fair enough, I could use another shag" She's a bit ditsy but thats ok if all you're going to do is tolerate her for a while then fuck the living senses out of her...which I did end up doing by the way...but I'm getting ahead of myself.
So we all hang out one night, my friend and his girl have to leave, leaving me with Chavalamp all alone with me.....the fangs extend....and I give her the best night of her life thus far...so she says anyhow...as I left her blissfully drained.
I got to work in the morning thinking to myself "That was the best shag i've had....dirty mouth...very loud....fucks like a porn star.....just what I needed, and even though shes a bit annoying, shes nice enough, and I wouldn't mind fucking a few more miles out of her."
The day goes by, and I get home..she been bragging to me about my room mate...yipee....I find out she burned a CD on my comp...ok...no worries..they arent expensive.
A week passes when I come home from work and my friend wants to have a chat with me. Aparrently the night of the shag to end all shags..Chavalamp had drank an entire bottle of my friends booze. We were drinking that night...and she asked if she could have a bit so I said yes...but a bit doesn't mean the whole bottle!!
Well...we talk to her online, and she says she'll replace it...no worries.
A few days later and shes horny....she starts talking to my friend..who she wants to have a go with now. I don't mind, I'm not exclusive, but my friend does, as he has the girlfriend, who is Chavalamps best mate. My friend turns her down saying something about having said girlfriend. Chavalamp says that she loves her mate..but can keep her mouth shut.
This doesn't impress us....at all...and before we can warn his girl....Chavalamp has already called her in a huff..saying her boyfriend just offered himself up for sex.
Things are eventually smoothed over....but I don't care how beautiful you are....thats fucken cold. We were nice guys and great shags and what was the thanx we got?
oh well...when you shag a chav...what else can you expect. except the clap maybe...but I pee with out pain...luckily..
Length? She was too shagged out to comment....or maybe it was the roofy.....hmmm
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