And that's the thanks I gotOn getting screwed over by people for whom you were doing a favour:
I spent several weeks helping my best friend - a complete layabout - with his A-Level computer science project so he wouldn't fail his course. In the end, he did so little work I actually ended up doing the whole thing for him in a half-term week I should really have spent revising for my own exams.
I got back to college to find that while I was hunched over a red-hot BBC Micro, he had spent the week screwing my girlfriend.
Then he didn't bother sitting the exam because "I'm going to fail anyway".
And that's the thanks I got. How have you been screwed over whilst doing someone a favour?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:20)
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Divine gratitudeI created the world in six days, resting on the seventh. I chose two great people but they just wouldn't listen and the sex thing had to go and ruin everything: she couldn't take her eyes of his serpent. Then there was Sodom and Gomorrah - they just wouldn't listen. I even sent down my boy to talk to them, but they still didn't want to know. They started making up their own religions, for My sake!
Now, all I hear is requests to win the lottery, requests for a bigger cock and requests for Kelly Osbourne and Pete Doherty to die in a messy car crash. It's not easy being me. D'you think I care about hurricanes and earthquakes anymore? People have been ignoring me for years. Now it's my turn, suckers.
(, Fri 25 May 2007, 9:14, Reply)
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