when i was a despatch rider i lived in fear of getting a Centrepoint job.
i am scared of lifts. cool story, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:14, 2 replies)

I can see it would be a problem.
But wouldn't Lloyd's building be worse?

Or maybe that would be better if you're claustrophobic.

Did you see they've put a 40mph limit and cameras on the Westway? in 1992 We used to get over a ton on there. Spoilsports.
(username failed moderation, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:23, closed)

never got lloyds jobs.
my controller hated me. south of the river at 5.30 on a Friday? no, you cunt, i live in Essex. i did a year in 1994/5 - fun times. did you ever see the guy with the 'baby in topbox' sticker? this was in the days where despatchers used to carry a baseball bat velcroed to the frame to 'remonstrate' with arsehole drivers. ah, happy days...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:30, closed)

Don't remember seeing him, but I was before that.
I did 4 years in the late 80s/early 90s.

Fun times, but dead end as a dodo. The internet seems to have killed it now, I still ride a bike in London, but hardly see any despatch riders.
(username failed moderation, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:01, closed)

I know a couple, still see them out and about near Mayfair way

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:10, closed)

Ah, a woman in comfortable shoes.
Say no more.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:30, closed)

wut?
'woman who rides motorbikes' equals lezzer? you need to get out more.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:46, closed)

It was a pun on "scared of lifts" implying that you were homosexual for comedy effect.
Clearly my attempts fell flat, much like the shoes I'd implied you were wearing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:20, closed)

go home dad, you're dull.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 4:29, closed)

You wound me deep, janet.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:08, closed)

YOU LOVE IT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 11:03, closed)