"Well, that escalated quickly"Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
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A small town in SuffolkKarl and I had been out drinking all night and were stumbling through the streets in search of food, when we bumped into his younger sister insulting a rather chavvy acquaintance of hers. We were therefore in the perfect position to observe when thirty of his mates and forty of hers rounded opposing corners and decided to settle the matter with fists.
We sat on a bench for a minute or so and observed the seventy chav running battle that had erupted from nowhere - literally within seconds - before I made what was possibly the most laconic 999 call ever. "Yeah, there's a fight by the church. About seventy people. Weapons? Nah, can't see any but I heard glass smashing a moment ago. Oh, there it is again, listen *holds up phone in direction of the fight*".
Within seconds five police cars, a police landrover, two police vans and an ambulance rolled up. Took all of them to break it up too.
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MatJ LOOK, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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Cousin fuckers fucking their cousins.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:25,
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You can really get a good grip on your baseball bat with six fingers(
MatJ LOOK, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:08,
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