Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Painful memory
As a kid in the 1980's I once ate several boxes of those tiny, tangy crunchy grape and strawberry flavoured sweets in one go. It gave me really bad stomach ache.
I fell victim to Revenge of the Nerds.
*sorry*
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:39, Reply)
As a kid in the 1980's I once ate several boxes of those tiny, tangy crunchy grape and strawberry flavoured sweets in one go. It gave me really bad stomach ache.
I fell victim to Revenge of the Nerds.
*sorry*
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:39, Reply)
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