The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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you devious bastardreminds me of a cunning nephew of mine whose job it was to make the tea on a building site and who would always make it extra hot so it would take ages for his boss to drink it... therefore prolonging the tea break...
and that just reminded me of another chap I know who had the same task and decided to lace the tea with mushrooms. Cue carpenters taking massive strides over bits of 4 x 2 other fellas wheeling each other around on wheelbarrows and then making forts out them and a foreman left scratching his head, then his nuts, then the weird gravelly stuff on the walls and then trying to listen to the ground to tune in 'big momma'..
off to the spiegeltent for booze fags and northern soul !
fuck yeah, yo diggity and so on and so forth...
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