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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.

Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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My boss
My boss was a bully. Always on at me to work Saturdays, always haranguing me about TPS reports, lording it over the other guys I worked with too. Mind you, that all changed when I had this hypnotherapy session which really changed my outlook, I moved a wall from my cubicle to give me a better view, ripped down his stupid motivational banners, destroyed a fax machine and stole his parking space ā€“ and despite this I got promoted!

Unfortunately the two other guys I was working with got sacked so we hatched a plan to steal fractions of pennies from the company ā€“ it worked a little too well and we ended up with nearly a third of a million. Anyway, long story short, the quiet mumbly guy who everyone ignored ended burning the entire place down. Still, Iā€™m in construction now, which suits me better.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, 12 replies)
I was waiting for this!

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, closed)
To be honest
I was surprised that nobody did it before me.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, closed)
I must admit
I was considering it, but I've only seen it once, and would probably get it wrong.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, closed)
Had you at TPS
But I don't care, quality film
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, closed)
what he said.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:30, closed)
I'm proud in the most geeky way that I got this. I only watched it for the first time last weekend; epic film!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, closed)
You stole my stapler!
*mumbles some more*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:52, closed)
Now, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get me those TPS reports ASAP. And, while your here could you do something about the cockroaches?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42, closed)
I say this to you all too often.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:44, closed)
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:15, closed)
Guys at work talk about this all the time!


(They don't talk about Secretary. That would be odd.)
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:10, closed)
I love this film.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:20, closed)

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