My boss
My boss was a bully. Always on at me to work Saturdays, always haranguing me about TPS reports, lording it over the other guys I worked with too. Mind you, that all changed when I had this hypnotherapy session which really changed my outlook, I moved a wall from my cubicle to give me a better view, ripped down his stupid motivational banners, destroyed a fax machine and stole his parking space – and despite this I got promoted!

Unfortunately the two other guys I was working with got sacked so we hatched a plan to steal fractions of pennies from the company – it worked a little too well and we ended up with nearly a third of a million. Anyway, long story short, the quiet mumbly guy who everyone ignored ended burning the entire place down. Still, I’m in construction now, which suits me better.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, 12 replies)

...
I was waiting for this!

*clicks*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, closed)

To be honest
I was surprised that nobody did it before me.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, closed)

I must admit
I was considering it, but I've only seen it once, and would probably get it wrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, closed)

Had you at TPS
But I don't care, quality film
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:27, closed)

yeah
what he said.

*click*
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:30, closed)

*clicks*
I'm proud in the most geeky way that I got this. I only watched it for the first time last weekend; epic film!
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, closed)

You stole my stapler!
*mumbles some more*
( Weejock, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:52, closed)

Yeah...
Now, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get me those TPS reports ASAP. And, while your here could you do something about the cockroaches?

Great.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42, closed)

I say this to you all too often.
RIS?
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:44, closed)

Tsk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_space
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:15, closed)

D'oh.
Guys at work talk about this all the time!

www.b3ta.com/questions/theboss/post458697

(They don't talk about Secretary. That would be odd.)
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:10, closed)

Yes.
I love this film.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:20, closed)