The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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"Where's Craig?"My boss has no social skills. In addition to (or because of) this, he is also a bit of a loud talker.
One day I'm in my office, working away, and I hear him looking for a coworker.
"Hey Craig! Where's Craig?"
He starts walking down the hall, getting louder each second. "Where's Craig?"
I heard Craig's voice, somewhat annoyed, but I couldn't make out his words. The boss heard it too. "Craig? Where the hell are you?"
I heard Craig again, and my boss replied at top volume
"In the bathroom? What are you doing in the bathroom?"
I could hear the door to the bathroom open as my boss went to investigate. He FINALLY figured it out, the tard.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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