I work in a pub
My landlady is an alcoholic. She is obsessed with doing the suduko in all the newspapers "before the punters get a chance" and is never without a glass of rosé in hand. As is often the case with drinking, you never know if she's going to be very lovely or very mean. Once she began telling me off for something or other, but fell over sideways which somewhat hindered her intimidation technique. Another time I was sure she was going to tell me off again, when she shrieked "surprise!" and showered me in handfuls of black jacks and fruit salad sweets.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)