The Boss
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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There was one who whenever he got application forms in about a position would throw away the ones written in either blue or black ink, on the theory that he didn't want unlucky people working for him.
My Granddad had a large engineering company in the 60's till the early 90's (till his son/my uncle fucked it up) before if would take on any member of senior staff, he'd take them out for a meal and if they added salt or pepper to their food before tasting it, they wouldn't get the job. Apparently people who do this make rash decisions. I'm inclined to agree.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:30, 9 replies)
There was one who whenever he got application forms in about a position would throw away the ones written in either blue or black ink, on the theory that he didn't want unlucky people working for him.
My Granddad had a large engineering company in the 60's till the early 90's (till his son/my uncle fucked it up) before if would take on any member of senior staff, he'd take them out for a meal and if they added salt or pepper to their food before tasting it, they wouldn't get the job. Apparently people who do this make rash decisions. I'm inclined to agree.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:30, 9 replies)
damn right
I hate 'autocondimenters' as they are known, especially if it's something I've cooked! Mind you I chucked away CVs printed in anything other than black ink, and anything involving an 'artistic' font.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:19, closed)
I hate 'autocondimenters' as they are known, especially if it's something I've cooked! Mind you I chucked away CVs printed in anything other than black ink, and anything involving an 'artistic' font.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:19, closed)
I really like this
It's the salt and pepper theory. Your grandad sounds a great man.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:23, closed)
It's the salt and pepper theory. Your grandad sounds a great man.
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:23, closed)
Yes, yes he was.
For the doubters below I can assure you this is 100% true, i hear it whenever i'm at a family meal with someone who makes the same mistake.
( , Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:41, closed)
For the doubters below I can assure you this is 100% true, i hear it whenever i'm at a family meal with someone who makes the same mistake.
( , Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:41, closed)
Blue and black ink being unlucky
Rehash of the David Brent joke?
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:25, closed)
Rehash of the David Brent joke?
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:25, closed)
ive heard these both before...
and the salt and pepper thing kind of annoys me. some people just like salty mashed pototoes, or pepper on their tomato. its not rash, its knowing personal tastes...
( , Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:22, closed)
and the salt and pepper thing kind of annoys me. some people just like salty mashed pototoes, or pepper on their tomato. its not rash, its knowing personal tastes...
( , Sat 20 Jun 2009, 13:22, closed)
I
think the point is how do you know if it needs salt/pepper until you try it?
( , Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:51, closed)
think the point is how do you know if it needs salt/pepper until you try it?
( , Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:51, closed)
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