The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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rumble in the jungleIn my old job i had 2 co owners of the company so effectivley 2 bosses. One was fine and the normal , the other could have his moments . This is about the latter.
As some of you may know i used to work in a used car dealership. I was out the back doing all the real work . At this particular time i had a nyoung lad working alongside me ,and for a young `un he was a good worker.
This particular day we had finished grooming a car and put it out on the yard when boss numberf2 asked us to come out front.
He started ranting about what a shit job he thought that we had done on this car berore he came out with the now immortal phrase.
"Muhammed Ali was great this car is not , its more George Foreman !!! Sort it out!!!!"
In all fairness we HAD got all the greasy stains out of the seats........
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:34, 1 reply)
That's a phrase I may end up stealing for my own later use.Consider yourself clicked.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:25, closed)
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