The BossMy chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06)
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Quotes from the bossRemembered since my previous post. The same, elderly, head of the company:
1.
BOSS: Ah, John, hello. Do you like my vase of flowers?
JOHN: Yes, sir, they're very nice.
BOSS: Hmmm... I'd rather be looking at a Beautiful Naked Woman, though, wouldn't you?
JOHN: Errr... yes, sir?
BOSS: Tim! Tim, come here!
[Enter Tim, BOSS's creeping - and camp - PA]
BOSS: Tim, wouldn't you rather be looking at a Beautiful Naked Woman than these flowers?
TIM: [creepingly]: Oh, yes sir.
BOSS: Right, that was all.
*He later had to be talked out of firing every gay in the building.
2.
[on learning that one of his female employees was moving to another floor of the building.]
BOSS: Oh, that's a shame, Janet. You're always so cheery! You have such a lovely smile. Sometimes I sit here in my office and I just... look at you...
Ewww!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
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