I once stole a lollipop from Granada Studios on a school trip aged 12
Other than that, beer. I've stolen lots and lots of beer over the years. I've never broken the cardinal rule - never take a man's last beer - and have no regrets whatsoever.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:49, 2 replies)

In order to save time
can everyone please just take my signature as read, and apply it to themselves? I don't think I could keep up the levels of indignation that this week demands.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:01, closed)

That's not the cardinal rule!
The cardinal rule is:

Never be afraid to take the last beer; never be afraid to take the last slice of pizza. Never take both.
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:00, closed)