Theft
Ever stolen something? Own up to the B3ta Police. Ever been the victim of theft? Grass somebody up.
Thanks to fucksocks for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:51)
Ever stolen something? Own up to the B3ta Police. Ever been the victim of theft? Grass somebody up.
Thanks to fucksocks for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:51)
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This happened in a one pound shop or 99p, I forget. I was looking at buying cell batteries for
watches and such-like. A gentleman approached me and said that he would quite happily nick the item for me and to meet him outside and give him .50p for the items. I suspect the man might have been a drug addict. Words did not fail me, I said that I would prefer Mach 3 blades from Boots and I would give him half the value.
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:50, 5 replies)
watches and such-like. A gentleman approached me and said that he would quite happily nick the item for me and to meet him outside and give him .50p for the items. I suspect the man might have been a drug addict. Words did not fail me, I said that I would prefer Mach 3 blades from Boots and I would give him half the value.
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:50, 5 replies)
Does anyone buy "Mach infinity" blades from somebody in a public house?
I find it hilarious that somebody could be stupid enough to fall for the one-upmanship in razors and be enough of a cunt to buy stolen property.
I now have this vision of perfectly-shaven, thieving morons being the target audience for shaving products, then I realise how these companies make a profit.
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:01, closed)
I find it hilarious that somebody could be stupid enough to fall for the one-upmanship in razors and be enough of a cunt to buy stolen property.
I now have this vision of perfectly-shaven, thieving morons being the target audience for shaving products, then I realise how these companies make a profit.
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:01, closed)
Gillette should just rename all their products "Gillette +1"
That way every time they decide to add another blade they won't have to redesign all the packaging
( , Thu 7 Nov 2013, 19:05, closed)
That way every time they decide to add another blade they won't have to redesign all the packaging
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