I made life
What have you done recently?
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 0:33, 3 replies)

So your story is..
that you zinged AB!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 3:13, closed)

SHARE THIS IF YOUR A MOM AND PROUD

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:44, closed)

All the post natal depression in the world won't make her sleep with you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:08, closed)

You realise that most parents have achieved more in life than just opening their cervix, right?
It's not an achievement. It's a biological function. You may as well brag about your bowel movements.

You probably do.
(comedy bully grrrr, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 8:07, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 8:58, closed)

Men make life, women just have to carry it around for a bit.
Good thing my wife'll never read this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:32, closed)