As an illegal immigrant, I get huge amounts of free money, a million pound house, free healthcare and dentistry
Right, kids?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 10:26, 10 replies)

It certainly worked for me
and now I live on a disability pension and work odd jobs for cash under the table.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 13:21, closed)

I do admire your work ethic.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:47, closed)

I could do with
someone who'll work under my table.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:17, closed)

Have you tried
YM?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:48, closed)

Err... No.
As an illegal immigrant you are at the mercy of sex trade traffickers, gang bosses, menial work ten to a room in shifts and many other forms of abuse.

As a legal immigrant or migrant worker from Europe however you are indeed entitled to all of the above.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:24, closed)

At least you didn't post a sanctimonious reply to an obviously facetious post on an irreverent website.
That would have been well embarrassing innit.
(comedy bully grrrr, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:24, closed)

Not to mention if it was borderline Daily Mail forrin-hating send-em-back nonsense.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:46, closed)

For a second there I thought you said million pound Horse.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:22, closed)

That's
one fucking big horse.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:59, closed)

I'm disappointed now, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:46, closed)