You know those self-service things in Tesco?
Apparently if you get a 42-inch television you can weigh it on the scales and pay for it as though it's bananas. Suppose it weighs 30kg, then you can go back to the fruit section and weigh out 30kg of bananas (or slightly less, to be safe), put them in your bag in a really obvious way, then walk out the shop.

That way you have 30kg of bananas and a clear conscience.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 15:34, 2 replies)

Anyone whose conscience stops them stealing from Tesco
Has a broken conscience.
(Eukanuba, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 20:59, closed)

Hahaha!
Now what was the name of the thieving cunt who tried to justify this action?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:17, closed)