Use self service checkouts in Tesco's on the moon.
The weaker gravity will allow you to buy a full weeks shopping and all of the electrical items in store for the price of a cucumber.
( Muns, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 16:57, 5 replies)

This should be in Top Tips

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:19, closed)

Is that an African or a European cucumber?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:33, closed)

Either way, by the time its been flown to the moon it'd cost about the same as Switzerland
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:28, closed)

Hahaha
Nicely.
(Eukanuba, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 0:23, closed)

No, that's no use.
The moon is SECAM, so none of the TVs will work properly.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:43, closed)