Conversations between me and my mate, who happened to be a hotel barman
"Would you like to start a tab sir?"

"Yes please Mr barman. Can I have some gin please Mr barman"

"Gin you say? Have this pint glass full of gin"

"Thank you Mr barman. Make sure you don't lose my tab in the system now"

"I would never do a thing like that sir"



And much fun was had.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:23, 6 replies)

As I read this,
I imagined you as Jack Torrance and your mate as Lloyd.
( .Yeti., Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:11, closed)

Me too

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:17, closed)

Personally, I saw Richie and Eddie from Bottom

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:13, closed)

Such fun!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:36, closed)