I met a scouser once
who told me one that there are two types of thieves from Liverpool, honest ones and dishonest ones.

I guess he meant the difference between robbing an old granny Vs robbing a bank. Neither of which is that honest....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:33, 2 replies)

They're as likely
to rob their own granny on her way back from the bank.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:48, closed)

I met a guy from Birkenhead once
He was very keen to impress on me that he wasn't a scouser and he wasn't dishonest or a thief like those scouse cunts.

I nodded politely, and asked him for my lighter back, which was in his pocket.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:11, closed)

I met that Jimmy Corkhill once. Thieving skaghead scouse git.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:25, closed)