The t-shirt doesn't fit any longer.
As a kid I was in Cubs, Scouts (including Sea Scouts) and then Venturers, I went to a private school where I was a member of the Outdoors Adventure Club (we had our own budget), I took part in some of the Prince of Wales Awards, I've done Outward Bound twice (including the 30 day program).

I've walked a good portion of the Bibbulmun Track, the Murchison Gorge and our group was the last ever to walk the Wittenoom Gorge before it was closed.
I regularly used to drive out into the bush of a weekend and just bivvy down for a couple of days.

Now I'm just fat and middle-aged.
Oh, the stories I could tell.
That will probably follow (for the dumb-asses who couldn't figure out the ohh-so-subtle placeholder).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 8:41, 8 replies)

Dont limit yourself like that... you're not JUST fat and middle aged surely...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 9:32, closed)

Bald.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 9:34, closed)

'Oh, the stories I could tell'
That's what you're supposed to do but thanks for the list.
(el perro grande, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 12:30, closed)

Umm.
Next post you lazy shit.
But thanks for the response.
EDIT: Sheeeesh! is too pissweak. Fucking numpty.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 12:49, closed)

Anytime, fatty.
Enjoy your coronary.
(el perro grande, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 13:12, closed)

Thanks.
I believe many hair re-growth treatments have miracle anti-heart attack properties.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:23, closed)

In that case I have a large supply of magic beans you can buy. I'll make a special deal just for you, no giant guarantee.
(el perro grande, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:51, closed)

Here have this cow that my mum wanted me to sell.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:23, closed)

If I were you...
I would definitely keep the cow, much more useful for the ageing gentleman in your predicament.

www.baldingblog.com/2009/02/09/not-a-cowlick-but-an-actual-cow-licking-your-scalp-to-regrow-hair/
(el perro grande, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:31, closed)

This is 1 of the reasons
responses should have a "special mention" section in qotw (and no I don't mean AB's gauche effort).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 6:41, closed)