Reading these, just makes me weep...
People! take a fucking spade with you! It does'nt have to be a 6 foot shovel, just a small garden trowel will do fine.
Dig hole,
Shit in hole,
drop paper in hole
Fill hole back up

Not that hard, and it means the next person wanting a woodland poo isn't going to be treading in your half digested pot noodles...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:58, 2 replies)

This is private property in the middle of Australia with a billion ravenous flies. If I wanted people to step in in my poop I'd leave it on your doorstep at 2AM in a paper bag that's on fire.
(xixax, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:06, closed)

I say
why on earth don't you just go to the lavatory, like normal people do?
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:07, closed)

That would have involved a 2 hour drive and I don't think I could have held it that long on such bumpy roads. Somehow I don't think I'm selling you on the concept of the great outdoors.
(xixax, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:10, closed)

Well, couldn't you
have a chap bring one of those portable ones?

I mean, for heavens sake.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:12, closed)

Definitely not, the facilities are appalling if there's no toilet and yet sufficient running water and electricity to cook a Pot Noodle

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, closed)

Will you please
take this seriously??
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:34, closed)

Is this a chicken and mushroom pot noodle?
I don't like chicken and mushroom. I'd be OK if it was a beef and tomato one though.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:08, closed)