I had to pickup me sister from a dentist once
and the only place I could park was outside an OAP's parking facility. There were multiple spaces outside there so I parked in one and quicky ran to the dentist, where me younger sister was waiting in reception.

We get back to the car and someone's deliberately parked their car behind my bumper, blocking me in. I'm looking about wondering who would do this when an elderly guy approaches me from one of the OAP buildings.

"Got some trouble there have we?"
"Yes....."
"Murder when that happens."
"Yes it is" I say glaring at him.
"What does that sign say over there?" and with that he points at a sign on the way saying "Permit holders Only".
"MOVE THE CAR PLEASE." I say as politely as I can manage.

He proceeds to give me a lecture for a few minutes about illegal parking, and how us types are always abusing it, which is funny as it is the first and only time I've ever parked there. He was also getting rather narked at my lack of responce or acknowledgement, and started getting angry which was scaring me pre-teen sister. Eventually he moves the car and we drive off, with me being fucking livid.

I had him though; the next morning at 6am, on the way to work I drove passed his address, so I pulled up around the corner, sneaked upto his car and superglued a sticker onto the centre of his windshield a council notice stating "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PARKING YOUR VEHICLE IN THIS AREA". Have some of that, cunty.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:28, 4 replies)

You cunt!
He probably pays good money for that parking space, and it must really piss him off to find yet another bastard parked in it. He wasn't nasty to you either, I've hooked cars up with my Land Rover and dragged them into the middle of the next street when they park in MY space, hit others with hammers and "accidentally" splashed brake fluid on paintwork. No-one has yet been stupid enough to come back to their car when I've been on the rampage, possibly just as well, there'll definitely be tears. For him to simply give you a lecture was pretty easy-going I reckon.

Mind you, on the other hand, if he'd have blocked me in after I'd just nipped into somewhere, I'd have lost my temper and clattered him, and possibly his car too*. I guess that your strikeback was a bit more proportional and acceptable. I think superglue might simply scrape off though, you should use that cow gum stuff the council use , that stuff sticks like shit to a blanket, it's a real bastard to get off.

*Yes, I'm more than a cunt, I'm a short-tempered hypocritical cunt.
(Rsoles, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, closed)

yeah yeah yeah
You'd have done this, that and the other but on the other hand....
get real and don't talk shit mate - you're either a hard-ass cunt of a bastard or a considerate citizen.
Twat
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:36, closed)

Heh, who rattled your cage?
That was obviously your Honda that parked across my gates then?

And if it was, what category would that put you in? Hard-ass (donkey? WTF??) cunt of a bastard? Considerate citizen? Neither, if you are parked in someone else's space. Inconsiderate cunt just about covers it. Reserved spaces are usually reserved for a reason, be it for disabled people, OAPs, emergency services, or simply to allow access.

One day when you upgrade your pushbike to a motor car, you might understand, and you'll realise exactly what it's like to lose your temper way out of proportion, it comes with the territory with motor vehicles. As does thinking that everyone else is in the wrong.
I'd love to be a "considerate citizen", but, well, it's difficult when some fuckstain has dumped their POS car in the way. I'm getting better, honestly Your Honour, no need for a custodial next time, I'm happy to go on more Anger Management courses.
And, sooner or later, I WILL lose my rag with someone who will clatter the living shit out of me, that also comes with the territory. Such is life.

Perhaps you are just blameless, never lose your rag, never drive/park like a cunt? Yeah, and everyone loves and respects you too.....
(Rsoles, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:22, closed)

You were completely in the wrong in every possible way

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:53, closed)