this is class
although I still take uxbridge at PC Santa telling you off for wasting police time - bollocks - their fault not yours - you don't have to do their thinking for them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:38, 2 replies)

Yeah
You tell them that, though, and they will find *something* on your car to make your life difficult with. Traffic coppers are like that.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:44, closed)

I have absolutely no doubt about that.
Which makes the story even more yay.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:48, closed)

it is wasting police time though
if you say you've had a few pints it's clear that the inference is pints of booze.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:38, closed)

Not at all. It's the absolute truth - you've had a few pints.
It's their duty to ask what the pints were made of, not yours to do their thinking for them.

Like if you ask a diabetic "Have you eaten anything today?" they may well reply "Yes." - it's your duty to ask "Was it a bowl of sugar?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:56, closed)