Oi Teacher!
A friend of mine who is now a teacher (and therefore The Man) had it stuck to him by his pupils.

In a former life, he had worked for a think-tank, writing incredibly boring treatises on EU Law and the like. One of these was available on Amazon.

Now that his delightful little charges have found this out, there are a huge number of "must try harder" type reviews all over his one and only published volume. And some less printable reviews obviously, the little shits.
( MacCruiskeen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:54, 4 replies)

link?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 7:00, closed)

LOL
Genuine larf. Kids - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:05, closed)

hmm
Are you sure? That guy in the news a couple of weeks ago very nearly did...
(mersault, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:44, closed)

"Can't". "Shouldn't". "Habitually".
....all these terms are interchangeable.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:57, closed)