The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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Not in hand, at end of fingerips...When a new global computer system was installed into our factories a few years ago, I was one of the saps plucked from their current jobs and trained to train others in the system, so I have access and a general knowledge to all parts of the system. Part of that was involved in buying 500t loads of fishmeal, so my buying limit is £999,999.
I can:
Create items
Create suppliers and their accounts
Order items
Book in said items
Stock control on said items
OK supplier invoices
So, steal a million, take in some world scenery for a couple of years, stash a bit, come home for about 5 years jail time, reduced for good behaviour?
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 14:13, Reply)
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