Bring them up like marines, I say.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39, 3 replies)

On a boat?
Under the ever-present threat of being sent to war?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45, closed)

In a world of shit with easy access to light armament.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:52, closed)

+ VERY cheap beer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:03, closed)

First time I ever had a drink
on a military base, and realised how cheap everything was, I went a bit crazy. It was about 35p for a single malt. I ended up blitzed on beer and Laphroaig (you have to be a bit pissed to be drinking Laphroaig) and when I woke up the next morning I'd only spent about a tenner.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:31, closed)

Yup.
Double = about 35p
Can of Coke = 70p
:/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:40, closed)

Bollocks.
Laphroaig is lush.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)

In the right context.
Sometimes, especially when I'm already tipsy, I love it. If I have a first drop of it for a while and aren't feeling brave enough to get past the initial reaction, though, it's like cough medicine.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)

I forget, is Laphroiag the one that taste of bonfire?
It's good stuff.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:24, closed)

Yep
That's a pretty good description.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)

I thought it was the one that tasted of burnt carpets

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, closed)

Laphroaig is expensive tramp fuel, Highland park is much nicer.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:52, closed)

I know someone
Who 'brings up' marines on a regular basis. Not sure if she'd be an effective deterrent for naughty kids tho.
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:49, closed)

up off
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:02, closed)

brings wanks
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

wanks bums
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, closed)

Wimp.
Put me in charge and I'd make EVERY school EXACTLY like the one at the start of the EXCELLENT Kurt Russell documentary Soldier.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:04, closed)

I want a personal trainer like the one he had making that.
He was 47 years old when he filmed that, FFS!
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:21, closed)

He filmed it with a BROKEN FUCKING LEG too.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:26, closed)