Punishment backfire
There seem to be a lot of stories about the cane or in our school the dap across the arse.

But this particular case involved a ruler, you may still be able to get those clear 12 inch ones that had 'shatter proof' across them, anyway I had one and was quite happily twanging it on the table one bored maths lesson taken by a Canadian teacher who we all gave a hard time to.

She clearly had enough of little hamster being irritating and decided to punish me, I was duly told to put my hands on the table and I would receive the inevitable whack. I received my punishment not like a man but a crying snivelling baby, the reason for my tears became apparent as I stood and accused the teacher of breaking my ruler. They aren't shatter proof evidently and as the rest of the class pissed themselves she lost all control for the rest of the year.
(bluehamster, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:31, 5 replies)

Um... shatterproof is not the same as unbreakable. Unless it really did shatter into tiny pieces
(bilbo has been lurking successfully since, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:37, closed)

It takes kids way too long,
and too many rulers, to work this one out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:59, closed)

She lost control for the year because you cried like a great big wetty?
How does that work?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:59, closed)

I'm clicking just because you mention daps.

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:59, closed)

I just checked urban dictionary
Double Anal Penetrations.

Interesting school
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:18, closed)