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When was the last time you were told off? Tell us about memorable punishments you've experienced, or damn good ones you've dished out

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:14)
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I'm intrigued as to what I'm supposed to be "defending"
I was just hoping a few of you would line up so I could call you stupid pricks

Again, thanks for playing!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:43, 1 reply)
"Aha, but it is I who have trolled you, foul wretch!" typed Emvee the Brave, squinting to see the screen through tear-filled eyes.
Pulling out a TransformersTM handkerchief to wipe away the pain, he noticed that this particular one featured Optimus Prime. Feeling his anger return, he balled the cheap rag into his fist and flung it across the room, bellowing "YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN MY TOP TEN!"
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:06, closed)
Good, good...I can feel your anger.
Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:22, closed)
Get that yoda mask and toy lightsaber away from me, I know where they've been.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)
See, I've never owned a Yoda mask
So you're just copying Monty there...too stupid to think up your own "jokes" so you have to borrow them from someone who's (unbelievably) even thicker than you are. Bless.

*pats head*
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:41, closed)
I was going off the picture on your site of a lass up a tree wearing a yoda mask.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:03, closed)
The stupid cunt doesn't even know his OWN flidgrot.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:13, closed)
That is a spectacular word.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:16, closed)
*emails OED*

(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 7:08, closed)
Which doesn't exist, soz
You must have invented it in your little head. Bless.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:28, closed)
It's almost as if Tumblr doesn't provide any way to delete ideologically unsound content.

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:00, closed)
Okay, let's do this again:
Do you see anything at:
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Yoda

Yet we have:
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Boba_Fett
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Stormtrooper
and
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Light_saber

and
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Star_Wars

C'mon, internet detectives, if we have a picture of a girl up a tree in a Yoda mask, where is it?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:03, closed)
If it's been deleted, it will be nowhere.

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:25, closed)
Strange, though, that nothing else we've ever posted has been deleted?

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:30, closed)
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:33, closed)
Nah, fuck, I got nothing to hide
I found tapiture.com/image/i-left-my-toys-out-8 by googling, because, duh, that's not that hard.

It's not a picture we took, I have no idea where it came from. We may have reposted it at some point, but we've reposted thousands upon thousands of random tumblr pictures, because...uh, tumblr.

I'm terribly sorry if certain posters on this site took this to be representative of our material. But they'd be fucking morons to do that, obviously.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:54, closed)
Why do you hate women?
Why do you endorse (or at least, fail to condemn) the degradation of women by stunted manchildren with cameras?

Most importantly, why have you not had yourself castrated?
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:18, closed)
Did shambone do a ninj-delete?
I worry about his blood pressure sometimes.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:22, closed)

I suspect he might have done, but the collateral damage from such a sneaky manoeuvre would have been somewhat marginal in comparison to the consequences of letting the entirety of the original thread remain in its place unedited.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:28, closed)

Yeah, he did. I worry about his crippling insecurity, a little - it must be hard, to have such a burning need to seem superior, and so little ability to carry it off.

I'm not at home at the moment, but I suspect that my PC still has a window open with the previous incarnation of this thread still displayed. If it does, I might screencap it.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:37, closed)

Here we go.

Oh, and this was the link in which he expressed his true feelings.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:47, closed)
Cheers, HP.
Fuck Nell! He and I are the same age?

I had him in either his early teens or his late sixties.
Makes me feel quite introspective.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 4:38, closed)

Only chronologically. I gather that his mental age stopped incrementing many, many years ago.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:54, closed)
We need to buy him some sharper toys for his birthday.

(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 9:06, closed)

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