You should have seen what my dad did when I refused to wear smart trousers to a formal family occasion.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:59, 14 replies)

It was like Sam Peckinpah and Quentin Tarantino having a Violence Off.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:02, closed)

Oh very good.

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:04, closed)

Their attitude was SO UNFAIR.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:05, closed)

I mean, it's my choice
THEY SHOULD RESPECT THAT.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:19, closed)

Should've seen the time AB
said something either funny, relevant or original.
...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:30, closed)

Have you got a link?

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:32, closed)

I've got all of them archved in my profile.
It's a long read.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:18, closed)

I never want to see your profile again. Thanks.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:41, closed)

Gets 'em
every single time.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:10, closed)

Ooh, and that's a bad miss.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:59, closed)

He's been brought in from the lower leagues to replace a big name Brian, and he's struggling badly. I just hope he keeps his cool, that could really cost his team if he starts losing it here

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:43, closed)

I think it's safe to say that on current performance this team can only be rescued by an oil sheikh or a Russian oligarch.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:08, closed)

I just feel like Mike Myers standing looking at Fred Savage
trying like fuck not shout out "CHIN!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:09, closed)

They'll probably drag out the ever-successful "fat wife" or "massive chin" tactic next.
It's like watching primary school kids hoofing a ball against Zidane and then congratulating themselves when they don't piss into their nylons.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:25, closed)