I was never sexually abused as a child
Now I don't have a reason for acting like a twat now I'm all grown up.

Why dad? Why? Now I'll have to go to jail rather than being given nice easy councilling for all my rapes and murders

Maybe I should blame my uncles
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 19:01, 8 replies)

I have a similar problem.
I'm a complete dipshit, but I'm not slightly autistic.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:55, closed)

What you need is the power of ASS BURGERS.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:25, closed)

If your council is nice and easy
ask them to come and empty my bins.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:03, closed)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:55, closed)

Nuff said

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:16, closed)

No, they have OCD and provided us with a black bin, a blue bin, a green bin and a box
How am I supposed to know which one to put the body parts in?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:29, closed)

I always use the
green one. So far, never had them refuse it.
(username failed moderation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:28, closed)

Someone else's.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:57, closed)